Mortimer Horton

So... Mortimer Horton now has a facebook page! Look him up! Send him a friend request. Very cool guy! He also has a couple of pages on facebook... First is the Mortimer Horton Fantasy Football LEague page. Mort is known as one of the greatest Fantasy Football commissioners of all time! His other page is Mortimer Horton's Comedy Hour... A TV Comedy Skit show that is coming in 2014 so fucking watch out for that! And in the mean time, check out the facebook pages I have mentioned. HAIL MORTIMER HORTON!!!! The REAL most interesting man in the world!!

Time

Wish I had more time to do creative stuff like I used to. My buddy Ernest has some guitar tracks recorded for EAT THE FETUS, but I have not had the chance to go to his house to lay down drum tracks. I really want to get some songs finished!! Too many fucking great ideas in my head to let them go to waste. I need to get caught up on bills so I can buy a laptop with some cool recording gear and some guitar equipment. I want to start a solo grind project called BEAVER CLEAVER. I want to get my acoustic gore project (SIMON & GOREFUNKEL) off the ground. I really want to get some EAT THE FETUS music out there!! I want to write movies. I want to write skits for the Comedy Sketches Inc. show that I have not been able to get to yet. Too many great ideas, no available time!!!

Iowa State 2014 FB Recruting Class

So far there is one commit, which is 4* WR Allen Lazard from Urbandale, Iowa. Lazard is the #1 rated WR in the nation for the class of 2014, and is the #24 overall recruit. Lazard's father, Kevin, was a defensive back for the Cyclones, and his brother is currently a redshirt at Iowa State. I will post more on the 2014 class at a later time. GO CLONES!!!